Behind every great man...

I found this video rather instructing.


Come to think of it, have you ever seen Kylie Minogue and George Michael on the same place at the same time? Is that why he's baked all the time, to keep himself in his 'lower range'? (And how low can he go, anyway?) And is that why he's asking for 'Fast love' while she begs to go 'Slow'? And if you slow down Britney's music, how does that sound like? Clay Aiken? Or, at what speed do you have to play it for her to sound like an actual singer? And how slow must Paris be... to be finally declared mentally impaired? I think this just gives us a glimpse at Pandora's box. (Hey, at least it's not Britney's.)