- Paris Hilton in trouble due to pets' sex behavior. Hey, tinkerbell see, tinkerbell do.
- Polaroid cancels production of instant film. A chapter in the book of amateur porn is sadly closed.
- Amy Winehouse to give Grammy to her imprisoned husband. He politely turned it down, arguing he didn't need any more incentives for cell mates to find him attractive.
- Sex offender wins $10 milion lottery. He will now be referred to as 'a gentleman of eccentric sexual habits.'
- Authorities evacuate L.A. airport terminal due to suspicious comment from passenger. The suspect caused havoc after innocently remarking 'I have a wide stance' inside the airport's restroom.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Weekly News Roundup (Feb. 10-Feb 16)
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