tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68851255655065849262024-03-21T12:43:20.616-07:00The Güey WatcherGüey. n.
1. Slang. 'Dude' in Spanish (Mex.) Correct spelling is actually "buey" but it's pronunciation is akin to "way." Literally means "ox," and is a derogative term (as in "dumb") albeit it's often used as a term of endearment, more like "dude."
<br><br>POLITICS, POP CULTURE AND OTHER FORMS OF LIFE ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGH-GüEYTomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.comBlogger93125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-49945326623557535972008-10-12T09:24:00.001-07:002008-10-12T09:24:50.990-07:00Take On Them<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8HE9OQ4FnkQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8HE9OQ4FnkQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Brillant send-up, funny as hell.Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-59099200413365788512008-09-11T12:17:00.000-07:002008-09-11T12:23:48.864-07:00There's nothing to it... Vote<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8G9jA-FGGd8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8G9jA-FGGd8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />This is sheer genius.Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-65394695789878872892008-09-11T12:10:00.001-07:002010-04-08T07:21:35.670-07:00McCain gets McAbleA new episode on the McCain political saga.<br /><br /><blockquote>Tom Gosinski Surfaces to Retell Cindy McCain Drug Story<br />Thu Sep 11, 2008 at 10:48:22 AM<br />By Amy Silverman<br /><br />Tom Gosinski has surfaced. The guy who blew the whistle to New Times on Cindy McCain's prescription drug theft surfaced this week at a Holiday Inn in the Washington, D.C. area, telling his story again.</blockquote><br /><br />Full story <a href="http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2008/09/tom_gosinski_surfaces_to_retel.php">here</a><br /><br />On Cindy's defense we can say a few things:<br /><br />- There's no other way to put up with John McCain than being high.<br /><br />- Developing a drug habit it's the best way to create a selfless charity.<br /><br />- You know she's a true Republican because she didn't use tax-payers money!<br /><br />A great woman indeed...Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-10714591898277196712008-07-06T20:56:00.000-07:002008-07-06T20:57:39.387-07:00From Russia With LoveHere's to the future of Madonna's touring deal...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CImYeV9G9DQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CImYeV9G9DQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-17219187859556975492008-06-18T12:50:00.000-07:002008-06-18T12:54:40.316-07:00Not Quite Kettle-Call<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6Qc0SJuwoQrXnrKSRqTFWWXg4rR8Y6NOnwOLof-3jYKVqdjzUJtQF-b9IpP8RJvZIQ3XxTxdko91WxkQdndNF_Z4oJ70PJ-gHDQ8qW3rj6TXHIZiIhGeXAdhRdHJvKfABrgJOgcjJ6Z52/s1600-h/n595542339_148632_5188.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6Qc0SJuwoQrXnrKSRqTFWWXg4rR8Y6NOnwOLof-3jYKVqdjzUJtQF-b9IpP8RJvZIQ3XxTxdko91WxkQdndNF_Z4oJ70PJ-gHDQ8qW3rj6TXHIZiIhGeXAdhRdHJvKfABrgJOgcjJ6Z52/s400/n595542339_148632_5188.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5213311429393563986" /></a><br /><span class="fullpost">And here is the rest of it.</span>Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-60936617053109835422008-06-16T21:27:00.000-07:002008-10-14T17:11:38.951-07:00Güey Awards: Lifetime A-cheatin' AwardHere are the nominees to the Award for achievement in non-acting one's age, bravely represented by the following (b)old performances:<br /><br />- <span style="font-weight:bold;">Harrison Ford</span>, for not thinking he was too old to once again take on the role of Indiana Jones.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVfl_HXRbAWffwF5AIKEDbsu-moeInoSSVJYMuBAQxaFj83Z1ZXu6B2HtbQq4LnBIr8WA0bgIy8HaEJjC5gumosXb8nWe6b70ZZXn1Ou1SeIlp5K36C9ufWrM_kbrM8q8AD5vSPqxeeucZ/s1600-h/135232__ford_l.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVfl_HXRbAWffwF5AIKEDbsu-moeInoSSVJYMuBAQxaFj83Z1ZXu6B2HtbQq4LnBIr8WA0bgIy8HaEJjC5gumosXb8nWe6b70ZZXn1Ou1SeIlp5K36C9ufWrM_kbrM8q8AD5vSPqxeeucZ/s200/135232__ford_l.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212708664852778770" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Out-of-the-ark stuff?</span><br /><br />- <span style="font-weight:bold;">Sarah Jessica Parker</span> for not thinking she was too old to once again take on the role of Carrie Bradshaw.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8-S1wKtqLOrBufhiGZa7n6Cz0X0ykj7EMXUFESQ4ET1GGxjs-Yn4ZhCN8X_jkzHtQ1giTDybc-iLCEzl3c1ynyDGszqk-OpUz2i-DtnoLsIxkGh7405a1foWIXHPKwojIGQD3azdi2-UY/s1600-h/carrie1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8-S1wKtqLOrBufhiGZa7n6Cz0X0ykj7EMXUFESQ4ET1GGxjs-Yn4ZhCN8X_jkzHtQ1giTDybc-iLCEzl3c1ynyDGszqk-OpUz2i-DtnoLsIxkGh7405a1foWIXHPKwojIGQD3azdi2-UY/s320/carrie1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212708502677384226" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Is that vintage?</span><br /><br />- <span style="font-weight:bold;">Madonna</span> for not thinking he was too old to once again take on the role of femme-fatale in her new album and tour.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5jlAC-m0qMN-PYr4Hfh0wvf0HPMMrqS-4TRPN39xUIexqpFp3ZpD8DPtSry7frBGidbnmykKoy2JqMhP1diGVoQbV_mRatozN71fgXQsN3w8DZjKgMLSbgR977WgKBiVQsOpTYDkHQBfo/s1600-h/2w33va9.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5jlAC-m0qMN-PYr4Hfh0wvf0HPMMrqS-4TRPN39xUIexqpFp3ZpD8DPtSry7frBGidbnmykKoy2JqMhP1diGVoQbV_mRatozN71fgXQsN3w8DZjKgMLSbgR977WgKBiVQsOpTYDkHQBfo/s200/2w33va9.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212709038856013106" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Senior-ita mas fina</span><br /><br />Who will take home the prize? Stay tuned...Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-27865781647826956272008-06-15T16:27:00.000-07:002008-06-16T21:26:12.081-07:00On Patrick Süskind's iPod:This song is nothing to sniff at.<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ruef7aYCEbc&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ruef7aYCEbc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-91420232771855684912008-05-30T16:52:00.000-07:002008-05-30T16:53:49.471-07:00ProcrasTV: And now, a word from our sponsor.<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Mv5U0W8FDDk&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Mv5U0W8FDDk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-45633192155742097712008-05-27T08:35:00.000-07:002008-05-27T11:19:34.420-07:00Hairism: Exile On No-Mane Street?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqzL5S5svjo9isWFTNKuphnEbVkt-_hSoo9f4QmvhOEhyphenhyphenAyTqy6vzJpXZSP0fzH-vSQmbBNgIi4nEWbRpe_AHACE8cAQcD3rCtVZq71dCPKLwLEGHHrMBVHNebW0XPtmPtC4VFJOpVOfk9/s1600-h/bald-profile.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqzL5S5svjo9isWFTNKuphnEbVkt-_hSoo9f4QmvhOEhyphenhyphenAyTqy6vzJpXZSP0fzH-vSQmbBNgIi4nEWbRpe_AHACE8cAQcD3rCtVZq71dCPKLwLEGHHrMBVHNebW0XPtmPtC4VFJOpVOfk9/s320/bald-profile.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205117844932755586" /></a><br />A new social phenomenon has taken over the watercooler conversations of sociologist all around the world. (Bear in mind that in the workspaces of sociologists, watercoolers are not a casual meeting point, but they're kept under glass and mantained under strict observation, given the significant social barometer they constitute.) This new phenomenon is that of hairism, which is a form of discrimination against those of individuals who enjoy less hair density (if any) than other people. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEied7nvhHE9UGbdy__3QJaKtVkukZWQpWzzsZjVfUzHyn0zS99wgnU409_a5IIij0r3NBTM4LI3yXsmLbOeKWMKOmngi3zHXhF86nbbUACziRrxZzpuji2MKzNk2hCG7i8NyC0DH8XKp-LS/s1600-h/patrick400.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEied7nvhHE9UGbdy__3QJaKtVkukZWQpWzzsZjVfUzHyn0zS99wgnU409_a5IIij0r3NBTM4LI3yXsmLbOeKWMKOmngi3zHXhF86nbbUACziRrxZzpuji2MKzNk2hCG7i8NyC0DH8XKp-LS/s320/patrick400.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205120688201105602" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Studies have shown McDreamy's magnetic appeal drops dramatically when his hair does.</span><br /><br />First symptom was the emergence of an organization called Brothers Against Lack-of-hairers Difamation (B.A.L.D.) This society was formed to stop negative portrayal of hair-impaired people (PC term) in the media. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwc8SIh47k2Zq3ecnb1sgKeSi1GwAxybAYKtS3CrZoxoMMHrsi0DHCHt9kU25hPFmenY8gaMX0WvHpTCkqrXPU_RBRCLCfJ252n-_EcH5SfUSmW4V3VKgYoCeTkd3oepoUeRG7vaCI-iBd/s1600-h/iron-man-site-obadiah-stane.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwc8SIh47k2Zq3ecnb1sgKeSi1GwAxybAYKtS3CrZoxoMMHrsi0DHCHt9kU25hPFmenY8gaMX0WvHpTCkqrXPU_RBRCLCfJ252n-_EcH5SfUSmW4V3VKgYoCeTkd3oepoUeRG7vaCI-iBd/s200/iron-man-site-obadiah-stane.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205118407573471394" /></a>Shorn Blunt, the (hairless) head of this organization points out: "The mainstream media portrayal of follicularly impaired people is always negative. We saw this earlier with action film villains like Lex Luthor and Darth Vader. But now it's even worse. You watch <span style="font-style:italic;">Ironman</span> and you can tell who the bad guys are just because they have no hair." According to Blunt: "They overlook the fact that our people has given so much to the arts and sciences, people like William Shakespeare and Mr. Clean." Recent Britney Spears' bald head episode didn't help matters.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq8V-nAqbYHjlybja0lH-6TTYrvzlhMyOufkVa6TAO5lQ7S-SoSG-SYXRP2opXtl4QG8lkCuLsX-66c_U6dBB96nMaqs_zVQIdr4URc7LJGX22VfFB3cJ9UVer-vCJoGRDhDzR7EARzwit/s1600-h/britney_spears_shaving-hair-bald.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq8V-nAqbYHjlybja0lH-6TTYrvzlhMyOufkVa6TAO5lQ7S-SoSG-SYXRP2opXtl4QG8lkCuLsX-66c_U6dBB96nMaqs_zVQIdr4URc7LJGX22VfFB3cJ9UVer-vCJoGRDhDzR7EARzwit/s200/britney_spears_shaving-hair-bald.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205120430503067826" /></a><br />Whether this social trend will take off will remain to be seen but, just in case, John McCain is already looking for a way to incorporate this into his political strategy, claiming "Democrats are not the only ones who can play the minority card."<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXoiEOoWMfz7yNmJvsCKWkqsukGWlnPNZCWTZ3CC11kwFLuvTGAWepPIiITwSmQev4W3g6MbjsChP3v6nzxd11veviueqMzD6WxVAIHOnpqZFti-gEPuzaWon2ul8yiPsDtevFZ12qgSng/s1600-h/changopelon.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXoiEOoWMfz7yNmJvsCKWkqsukGWlnPNZCWTZ3CC11kwFLuvTGAWepPIiITwSmQev4W3g6MbjsChP3v6nzxd11veviueqMzD6WxVAIHOnpqZFti-gEPuzaWon2ul8yiPsDtevFZ12qgSng/s320/changopelon.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205123119152595154" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Side effects: dramatic increase on the research for hair-loss prevention on animals has lead to questionable results.</span><br /><br />For more info and moral support visit <a href="http://www.baldrus.com/">Balds R US.com </a><br /><br />...Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-67613668726533607482008-05-20T08:26:00.000-07:002008-05-27T11:03:29.913-07:00Madonna and Tina Turner: Dinosaurs or American Idols?From the <a href="http://www.ticketmaster.com">Ticketmaster</a> official site.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxna-5xtGIVmYull2tWDkDNyXUlAYdXz-dhbskAJ3OpWwclAjiFWRsy2S3UbQwJ0HfaBM-aTWMU5eRakQIajA_ftSvmE1-omSMX_8eCKyVAsoqJfwE0QouMZcO9uSA6fWUyVXlYTNFA9J8/s1600-h/madonna_tina000.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxna-5xtGIVmYull2tWDkDNyXUlAYdXz-dhbskAJ3OpWwclAjiFWRsy2S3UbQwJ0HfaBM-aTWMU5eRakQIajA_ftSvmE1-omSMX_8eCKyVAsoqJfwE0QouMZcO9uSA6fWUyVXlYTNFA9J8/s320/madonna_tina000.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202503460817312514" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Tina Turner... Madonna... Dinosaurs!</span>Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-73417321531131688292008-05-13T22:15:00.000-07:002008-05-13T22:43:45.815-07:00Australians demand to have their country relocated.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_39StrMk6ZCCzy9zHBcDO1Cf0fT6gSzsny6TdalpowQAEHQ6NVSr9k-sYukg9GIYEbcM1J2TlMhJp3nRHgJc95Nz9dwELpVe-8ucVUUxNuu3pkKowgPiWSLTxu8OwMf6zyjViS0KsYzzl/s1600-h/australia_kangaroo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_39StrMk6ZCCzy9zHBcDO1Cf0fT6gSzsny6TdalpowQAEHQ6NVSr9k-sYukg9GIYEbcM1J2TlMhJp3nRHgJc95Nz9dwELpVe-8ucVUUxNuu3pkKowgPiWSLTxu8OwMf6zyjViS0KsYzzl/s320/australia_kangaroo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200099138125011682" /></a><br />Australians have taken to the streets, in a massive plea to have their country change its geographical location. <br /><br />For ages, Australians haven't been very happy with their situation, occupying a spot on the globe which is scientifically referred to as 'the armpit of Earth.' "It sucks not to have a neighboring country" says one unhappy citizen "You see how Venezuela and Colombia, or Iraq and Afghanistan, how much fun they have with each other, and we have been deprived of that experience." <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH_U2ZglXJ6pU8Ii3KrgV-uYYijkgNv_4yiB1okByvyVkUwsL4_c6Mo3hb-_eJgAyaZ4KAVpfZNbjz7GzdLKNbFdRIqmH92_4hwBevFz9jkX66xKE8TuyfKve-u8Nu0dKCptQpOUgboOdU/s1600-h/australia_regions.gif"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH_U2ZglXJ6pU8Ii3KrgV-uYYijkgNv_4yiB1okByvyVkUwsL4_c6Mo3hb-_eJgAyaZ4KAVpfZNbjz7GzdLKNbFdRIqmH92_4hwBevFz9jkX66xKE8TuyfKve-u8Nu0dKCptQpOUgboOdU/s200/australia_regions.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200102745897540338" /></a>Situation only became worse recently after <a href="http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,23147755-10388,00.html">the Spice Girls decided to cancel their concert dates Down Under altogether,</a>but the straw that broke the camel's back was when <a href="http://www.samesame.com.au/news/local/2412/Madonna-Not-Coming-Down-Under.htm">Madonna announced that she would also skip the country in her upcoming tour.</a> "We're missing all these great concerts, nobody wants to play here because it's too f*cking far!" says one concerned Aussie. As to where they want to be placed, Australians will soon launch a referendum to decide on a new location. "I don't think it will be in North America because, you know, they already have Canada. But it will surely be somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere because there's something so wrong about putting up a Christmas tree in the summer. It has to come to an end." claims a person knowledgeable in the subject. Recent polls say public opinion leans toward 'a nice spot in the Mediterranean or near Africa,' with most people rooting for a spot near Gaza strip , since they've heard it seems to be quite a hot spot.Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-58648214233839211022008-04-25T10:02:00.001-07:002008-04-25T10:02:51.527-07:00Good On Paper<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlbmQRl9xmE5sdH1BPZRid1-kITQyn7LIIQlb9qk00mksWadwx7XvRbsFDHR9Wo6fLbm_-jomgaXAj13WkCzc0kc_a0_OYhcji7wCRVxK66he5sh4RAOwS27HDYlMtoP-zPVIlSoPDheN-/s1600-h/book-BC-large.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlbmQRl9xmE5sdH1BPZRid1-kITQyn7LIIQlb9qk00mksWadwx7XvRbsFDHR9Wo6fLbm_-jomgaXAj13WkCzc0kc_a0_OYhcji7wCRVxK66he5sh4RAOwS27HDYlMtoP-zPVIlSoPDheN-/s320/book-BC-large.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192682466806437490" /></a><br />Here at The Güey Watcher are proud to present you with our initiative to expand our business to the publishing world. That's right, coming soon to a bookstore near you The Güey Watcher Books. Right now we're busy working on building our author roster, but I think it's safe to present you with a preliminary list of the titles we'll be happy to bring you soon enough.<br /><br />- <span style="font-weight:bold;">How To Kill Yourself Or Die Trying</span>, by Owen Wilson<br /><br />- <span style="font-weight:bold;">The Thin Red Line (Or Flashing For Dummies)</span>, by Britney Spears<br /><br />- <span style="font-weight:bold;">State Of Denial</span>, by Clay Aiken<br /><br />- <span style="font-weight:bold;">A Body for Life</span>, by Mo'Nique (we went with this title since we figured A Never-ending Ass might have turned off some readers.)<br /><br />- <span style="font-weight:bold;">The Purpose Driven Life</span>, by Anna Nicole Smith<br /><br />Hope you enjoy our selection and if you have any suggestion as to the authors and titles you'd like to see in our list, you're more than welcome to post in the comment section below.<br /><br />*Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-42158051052470288492008-04-22T10:56:00.000-07:002008-05-13T22:44:36.355-07:00News Roundup, April 22<span style="font-weight:bold;">- US families claim <a href="http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=7508221&ch=4226720&src=news">to be forced to pick between gas and food.</a></span> Thank God there's still Taco Bell which gives you both in one.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">- Sony comes up with<a href="http://shopping.yahoo.com/articles/yshoppingarticles/100/sony-xel-1-our-first-impressions-of-oled-tv/"> wafer-thin TV. </a></span>It's designed to make Vh1's programming look more substantial. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">- Michael Bolton, Celine Dion make it to list of <a href="http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/listoftheday/17793/the-ten-most-annoying-singers">top ten most annoying singers.</a> </span>Showbiz moguls from Vegas are ready to contact the rest of winners who don't have a show deal already.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">- Hillary connected to Angelina, Madonna <a href="http://www.accesshollywood.com/article/9078/hillary-clinton-talks-chelsea-angelina-jolie-and-madonna/">by DNA.</a> </span>Sources rushed to clarify they were not talking about Bill's, but her own.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">- Former Bush press secretary <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080422/ap_en_tv/tv_tony_snow_cnn">becomes TV pundit.</a></span> People thought he was brilliant until they realized they weren't watching Stephen ColbertTomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-24233996551475680992008-04-21T12:46:00.000-07:002008-04-21T12:54:59.404-07:00Now, this would make a great T-Mobile ad.From<a href="http://gizmodo.com/382026/a-cellphones-missing-dot-kills-two-people-puts-three-more-in-jail"> Gizmodo</a><br /><br />The life of 20-year-old Emine, and her 24-year-old husband Ramazan Çalçoban was pretty much the normal life of any couple in a separation process. After deciding to split up, the two kept having bitter arguments over the cellphone, sending text messages to each other until one day Ramazan wrote "you change the topic every time you run out of arguments." That day, the lack of a single dot over a letter—product of a faulty localization of the cellphone's typing system—caused a chain of events that ended in a violent blood bath (Warning: offensive language ahead.)<br /><br />To find out more on the story...<br /><span class="fullpost">The surreal mistake happened because the ex-husband's cellphone didn't have an specific character from the Turkish alphabet: the letter "ı" or closed i. While "i" is available in all phones in Turkey—where this happened—the closed i apparently doesn't exist in most of the terminals in that country.<br /><br />The use of "i" resulted in an SMS with a completely twisted meaning: instead of writing the word "sıkısınca" he wrote "sikisince." Ramazan wanted to write "You change the topic every time you run out of arguments" (sounds familiar enough) but what Emine read was, "You change the topic every time they are fucking you" (sounds familiar too.)<br /><br />Emine then showed the message to her father, who—enraged—called Ramazan, accusing him of treating his daughter as a prostitute. Ramazan went to the family's home to apologize and was greeted by the father, two sisters and a lot of very sharp knives.<br /><br />Injured and bleeding, Ramazan found Emine and killed her with another knife. He later killed himself in jail.<br /><br />Apparently it's not the first incident of this kind caused by the damned dot on top of the letter i. The local press has pointed out that the faulty localization of cellphones in Turkey is causing "serious problems" when it comes to certain "delicate words" in Turkish, and they are calling to enhance localization of technology to avoid these mistakes.<br /><br />Alternatively, the press could ask for banning knives from the homes of demonstrably stupid people.</span>Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-64502510057974143342008-04-14T19:15:00.000-07:002008-04-14T19:25:43.269-07:00StuckMaybe you have hear that joke about the guy that got stuck in an elevator for 41 hours... only it's not a joke. It happened to a poor fella, who was entrapped inside his office's elevator while the surveillance camera passively watched.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p_bMhNI_TY8&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p_bMhNI_TY8&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />This video accompanies the story in the <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten">New Yorker.</a><br />...Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-29235398339748707972008-04-04T18:30:00.000-07:002008-04-22T09:27:05.721-07:00ProcrasTV: A Minuteman Of A Different KindIt was a matter of time time before a cheaper Chinese version of this song came around.<br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XiTSA3s8bts&hl=es"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XiTSA3s8bts&hl=es" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Now, Madonna says she only has four minutes to save the world... but from what? Maybe this <span style="font-weight:bold;">hilarious fan made video</span> will give you a hint.<br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vm3AJpShx78&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vm3AJpShx78&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-81141753560890570472008-04-02T15:23:00.000-07:002008-04-02T15:24:44.924-07:00Juz Make Sure They Don't Find Out Mariah Has A New Album OutAmerica’s Global Image Stops Sinking in a Poll<br />By MIKE NIZZA<br />The image of America abroad, which has been battered in recent years by an unpopular war and other policies, appears to have stopped deteriorating, judging by a worldwide survey by the BBC and GlobeScan:<br /><br />While views of U.S. influence in the world are still predominantly negative, they have improved in 11 of the 23 countries the BBC polled a year ago, while worsening in just three countries.<br /><br />The average percentage saying that the U.S. is having a positive influence has increased from 31 percent a year ago to 35 percent today, while the view that it is having a negative influence has declined from 52 per cent to 47 percent.<br /><br />Looking just at the countries that have been polled in each of the last four years, positive views of the U.S. eroded from 2005 (38% on average), to 2006 (32%), and to 2007 (28%); recovering for the first time this year to 32 percent.<br /><br />Israel, Iran and Pakistan were even more unpopular abroad than the United States, rated negatively by more than 50 percent of respondents.<br /><br />Russia, which has begun an image burnishing campaign of its own, showed the greatest rebound in the poll, with 37 percent of respondents viewing the country positively, up from 29 percent a year earlier.<br /><br />A total of 17,457 people were interviewed in 34 countries between October and January, the BBC said; the margin of sampling error varied from 3.4 to 4.6 percentage points, depending on the country.<br /><br />Last June, the Pew Research Center’s survey of attitudes towards the United States showed a deepening of distrust in the Muslim world, a trend somewhat reflected in the BBC-GlobeScan survey released today. Negative views have grown in Egypt and Lebanon, but positive views have grown in Turkey and Indonesia; even so, the figures in those countries remain more negative than average.<br /><br />Kurt Volker, a State Department official who has been nominated for NATO ambassador, told the BBC that the American gains are “a lagging indicator of what we are doing, working together with European governments and other elites.”<br /><br />Steven Kull, a polling expert the University of Maryland, had a different take, saying that the upcoming presidential election may be playing a role. “Views of the U.S. are being mitigated by hope that a new administration will move away from the foreign policies that have been so unpopular in the world,” Mr. Kull said.<br /><br />TO CONTINUE READING...<span class="fullpost"> <br />But that theory was doubted by Nikolas Gvosdev of The National Interest back in January, when The Christian Science Monitor covered the presidential candidates’ plans for addressing the issue. “People have bought into a narrative that all this negativity is the result of one man, or maybe two men in the White House, the president and vice president,” he said. “But to suggest that on Jan. 20, 2009, everything will change to the world’s liking doesn’t take into account how the world has changed.”<br /><br />Other experts have suggested that American policies regarding the Middle East, national security and Iraq would have to drastically change before hearts and minds would follow. Otherwise, it’s “Mission: Impossible,” as one observer termed Karen Hughes’s effort to address the problem as the State Department’s chief of public diplomacy.<br /><br />She stepped down in November without many concrete signs of progress, while another diplomat was left disenchanted after trying hard to reverse the trend, as a Times article on her resignation summarized:<br /><br />“This is the conundrum that I faced every day,” Price Floyd, a former State Department public affairs official, wrote in an op-ed article in The Fort Worth Star-Telegram in May, after he left the department. “I tried through the traditional domestic media, and, for the first time, through the pan-Arab TV and print media — Al Jazeera, Al Arabiya, Al Hayat — to reach people in the U.S. and abroad and to convince them that we should not be judged by our actions, only by our words.”<br /><br />Is a full recovery even possible? Not according to Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner of France. “It will never be as it was before,” he said in an interview with The International Herald Tribune last month. “The magic is over.”</span>Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-75933298655557052812008-03-17T10:03:00.000-07:002008-03-17T10:07:02.971-07:00ProcrasTV: Amy Winhouse's low blowI know our modern lifestyle calls for a smaller, more compact packaging of our favorite products... but this is too much.<br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/953QO6oQOXc&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/953QO6oQOXc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Amy Winehouse catches a short buzz</span>Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-84664712060449770882008-03-17T00:31:00.000-07:002008-04-21T13:05:06.249-07:00Madonna Leaks! (UPDATE)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhe4SI7hyY-f-lUnlWBC3B7vGnFk6D1Nr6PVzUXlDxxU-SLNpgu0Qr7vVk1Mebr7tbSMhXPsjR1BbfhBHQsY9_QscVu7Aeyb88nSkKaq9pt4UUqzE8zW4PyAq8iBVe1NtZDWov4PkP4W7y0/s1600-h/denwqa.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhe4SI7hyY-f-lUnlWBC3B7vGnFk6D1Nr6PVzUXlDxxU-SLNpgu0Qr7vVk1Mebr7tbSMhXPsjR1BbfhBHQsY9_QscVu7Aeyb88nSkKaq9pt4UUqzE8zW4PyAq8iBVe1NtZDWov4PkP4W7y0/s400/denwqa.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5178610879023465906" /></a><br />For the sake of accuracy it is our duty to present you with the actual artwork to Madonna's upcoming album Hard Candy (as a follow-up to our <a href="http://gueywatcher.blogspot.com/2008/03/madonna-leaks.html">previous report</a>) along with the official album version of the lead single <a href="http://www.zshare.net/audio/9064893a5e139d/">4 Minutes</a> and a sneak preview of her album track <a href="http://www.drownedmadonna.com/images/2008/drownedmadonna_miles_away.wmv">Miles Away</a> as presented by (who else?) a Japanese cooking show.<br /><br />UPDATE: Madonna's new album HARD CANDY has been <a href="http://manu-fresh-music.blogspot.com/">leaked</a> in full.Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-44362496570386982452008-03-14T14:24:00.000-07:002008-03-14T14:28:50.656-07:00ProcrasTV: The Porn UltimatumForget The Bourne Ultimatum, this is the pinnacle of Matt Damon's career. In case you haven't seen this alredy, there it goes...<br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wnVJZkDuVBM&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wnVJZkDuVBM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />Even funnier is Kimmel's response. Watch for the A-list cameos.<br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rGa29kPBbp4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rGa29kPBbp4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-73571499533909029972008-03-10T22:44:00.000-07:002008-03-10T23:05:31.781-07:00Things That Won't Let Me Sleep At Night<span style="font-weight:bold;">Issue: </span>MICROSOFT billionaire Bill Gates has had to delete his Facebook account <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article778162.ece">after being hassled by thousands of fans.</a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">My Concern:</span> How's a poor little computer nerd like him going to meet people now?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Issue: </span> Spring brings new releases by pop-divas such as Madonna, Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson and Kylie Minogue.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">My Concern:</span> Is this a secret plan to reactivate the economy, via gay fund reserve?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Issue: </span><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/blog/2006/10/18/BL2006101800799.html">Bill O'Reilly asks: "Is waterboarding torture?"</a><br /><br />Bush answers: "I don't want to talk about techniques. But I do assure the American people that we were within the law and we don't torture. I have said all along to the American people we won't torture. But we need to be in a position where we can interrogate these people."<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">My Concern:</span> If even O'Reilly has to question the sanity of one of the Bush administration's decision... what's going to happen if indeed Americans elect "a Republican president who will keep up the fight in Iraq" as<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080226/ap_on_el_pr/bush_governors"> Bush told donors at the Republican Governors Association annual dinner?</a> (which raised a record $10.6 million for GOP gubernatorial candidates.)<br /><br />"And I don't want the next Republican president to be lonely," Bush said. "And that is why we got to take the House, retake the Senate, and make sure our states are governed by Republican governors."<br /><br />It's 3 AM... a phone is ringing in the White House...Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-55754615727650830582008-03-01T11:26:00.001-08:002008-04-22T14:54:37.444-07:00Madonna Leaks!It had to be the French... here's the link to a radio leak of <a href="http://www.zshare.net/audio/83719809f8d16d/">Madonna's new single '4 Minutes' </a>(someone took the announcer's voice off, thank them), from her upcoming album <a href="http://www.accesshollywood.com/article/8580/Sweet!-Madonna-To-Introduce-Hard-Candy-This-Spring/">Hard Candy.</a> I digs.<br /><br />UPDATE: Madonna's latest album HARD CANDY has been <a href="http://manu-fresh-music.blogspot.com/2008/04/here-is-link-for-madonnas-complete-new.html">leaked in full.</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQWnjIS-24iljmXve15D3j1Vz1AqgURz4xznZ7IzdsbvHLmpdWfivO4Aldyzav9Q0NxE-4NMhTnE4ZB8c8mkaCgy6tOiNbWqTk5QnZeYksjQSBgZzpNwH9JkqHZG3gE2CteSl0VZ6xDlj8/s1600-h/madonnadazedconfusedcopy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQWnjIS-24iljmXve15D3j1Vz1AqgURz4xznZ7IzdsbvHLmpdWfivO4Aldyzav9Q0NxE-4NMhTnE4ZB8c8mkaCgy6tOiNbWqTk5QnZeYksjQSBgZzpNwH9JkqHZG3gE2CteSl0VZ6xDlj8/s320/madonnadazedconfusedcopy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5172859513014443970" /></a><br /><br />Image from <a href="http://boyculture.typepad.com">Boy Culture.</a>Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-43802386386364869042008-02-29T09:09:00.000-08:002008-02-29T09:15:31.869-08:00Look The Other WayAt approximately 8:15 a.m., an eighth grade 15-year-old boy, identified as Lawrence Fobes King (“Larry”) was shot in the head by another student in a computer lab classroom. King was transported to St. John's Regional Medical Center and was listed in serious condition. Examiners had declared King brain dead. King was kept on life support until February 15, 2008, so his organs could be donated. It was reported that King was shot because he was openly gay and sometimes dressed in a "feminine" manner. Prosecutors have discussed charging the shooter with premeditated murder with enhancements for the use of a firearm and commission of a hate crime.<br /><br />On that regard, you better watch this:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QcMEL3_YsVI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QcMEL3_YsVI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />From <a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/tags/anderson-cooper/">JustJared</a>:<br /><br /><blockquote>CNN host Anderson Cooper just blogged about a shooting at a junior high school computer lab in California that happened two weeks ago. Consequently, as a result of a hate crime, 15-year-old Lawrence King was shot to death.<br /><br />Anderson, 40, posed the question, “When does bullying become a hate crime?” Here’s his entry:<br /><br />“We are focusing on a story that hasn’t received the attention it deserves. The story is about a young man named Lawrence King. He was 15 years old. On the morning of Feb 12, a classmate of Lawrence’s allegedly walked into the computer lab in front of some two dozen other students and shot Lawrence in the head. He was declared brain dead later at the hospital. According to authorities, this was not a random killing, it was a hate crime. Lawrence had recently told people he was gay, and apparently wore clothing that was viewed as effeminate. According to many accounts he had been bullied repeatedly, and some parents have even claimed students knew of threats to Lawrence’s life. At this point it doesn’t seem clear how much school officials knew of the bullying, but a full investigation needs to be done. If this had been an African-American student bullied by a teenage skinhead would it have received more attention? Would school officials have taken it more seriously if it had been a Christian campus leader attacked by another student because of his/her religious beliefs? I don’t have the answers to those questions, but I do think they are worth asking. Bullying is a problem in schools across the country. We’ve seen this time and time again. Is enough being done to stop it?”<br /><br />In response to this hate crime, both Democratic presidential candidates released statements regarding this tragic event:<br /><br />Click on the following link<br /> <span class="fullpost"><br />Said Hillary Clinton, “I was deeply saddened by the recent death of 15-year-old Lawrence King who was killed at his school in Oxnard, CA. No one should face intimidation or violence, particularly at school, because of their sexual orientation or the way they express their gender identity.We must finally enact a federal hate crimes law to ensure that gay, lesbian and transgender Americans are protected against violent, bias-motivated crimes. We must send a unified message that hate-based crime will not be tolerated.”<br /><br />Barack Obama is on the same page, adding, “It was heartbreaking to learn about Lawrence King’s death, and my thoughts and prayers go out to his family. King’s senseless death is a tragic example of the corrosive effect that bigotry and fear can have in our society. It’s also an urgent reminder that we need to do more in our schools to foster tolerance and an acceptance of diversity; that we must enact a federal hate crimes law that protects all LGBT Americans; and that we must recommit ourselves to becoming active and engaged parents, citizens and neighbors, so that bias and bigotry cannot take hold in the first place. We all have a responsibility to help this nation live up to its founding promise of equality for all.”<br /><br />The L.A. Times also has a write-up of last week’s memorial service for King: “At a memorial attended by more than 500 people in Port Hueneme, Lawrence “Larry” King was remembered Friday as a sensitive child who liked to draw, paint and crochet. One Christmas, he helped his mother crochet hundreds of scarves so that U.S. troops in Afghanistan wouldn’t be without a holiday gift.”<br /><br />You can also visit the website that King’s family set up: RememberLarry.com.</blockquote></span>Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-73442191830206037132008-02-28T14:29:00.000-08:002008-02-28T14:39:22.451-08:00Phat MusicMariah is now saving time by making her music video <span style="font-style:italic;">and</span> its spoof all in one shot. So hence this quite interesting clip from her new single "Touch My Body", featuring <span style="font-style:italic;">30Rock</span>'s resident nerd Jack Ryan. Mariah is often hailed as one of the biggest singers on Earth and when you look at her waistline is easy to see how that might be true.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uXtTlpqVHXY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uXtTlpqVHXY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> <br /><br />Now, if you want to see one of Mariah's naughtiest photos ever, click on the link below. But I have to warn you... it ain't kosher.<br /><br /><span class="fullpost"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhG_g0v0QPxAoCqO2N6tDDBxPHd2hfF5fkrnI7CzTpa3m0ZJ7ZGwVa19LfYDP1xlRZj4eglQzIa2qyIIVpUGXWb6Nn43xW9jUq-B3GqRSkYu-tXU-R8M6YPkzCMDa9db7Hebpn_L0EWk7cm/s1600-h/moo_moo_moo.0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhG_g0v0QPxAoCqO2N6tDDBxPHd2hfF5fkrnI7CzTpa3m0ZJ7ZGwVa19LfYDP1xlRZj4eglQzIa2qyIIVpUGXWb6Nn43xW9jUq-B3GqRSkYu-tXU-R8M6YPkzCMDa9db7Hebpn_L0EWk7cm/s400/moo_moo_moo.0.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5172163179830588706" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Mariah's new cut... hot or cold?</span><br /></span>Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6885125565506584926.post-27205470774581958922008-02-27T09:18:00.000-08:002008-02-27T10:05:00.965-08:00Exclusiva: Ker-ching of Pop<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHSrACP6BI5O1vycS-BkMnFJ6psuS2iq6eOhbplWGQ7JzyhdUI3YOfLHc7HU7c6ZTAmO0c75QlZWSzshsmKnq6YQWeim8FsSpdD9E384EUkOgscau9pRRRNsZ1fGwJWwvv02SwhVgtBWqF/s1600-h/michael_jackson_1109070000.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHSrACP6BI5O1vycS-BkMnFJ6psuS2iq6eOhbplWGQ7JzyhdUI3YOfLHc7HU7c6ZTAmO0c75QlZWSzshsmKnq6YQWeim8FsSpdD9E384EUkOgscau9pRRRNsZ1fGwJWwvv02SwhVgtBWqF/s320/michael_jackson_1109070000.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171718410197284098" /></a><br />According to<a href="http://omg.yahoo.com/michael-jackson-faces-forced-sale-of-neverland/news/6966?nc">Reuters</a>:<br /><br /><blockquote>"Michael Jackson's famed Neverland Valley Ranch in California will be foreclosed and sold on March 19 unless the pop star pays a balance of nearly $25 million, property records showed on Tuesday."</blockquote><br /><br />Surprisingly, as it happens everytime he's in financial trouble, the singer is resorting to yet another rehash of his repertoire of hits, via an album called <a href="http://www.mjfanclub.net/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=626&Itemid=59">Thriller 25.</a> So if you didn't have the chance to buy Billie Jean in the original Thriller, or in HIStory, Blood On The Dancefloor, and Number Ones, here's your chance! <br /><br />Now, ever the selfless souls, here at Güey Watcher we have come up with other entrepreneurial ventures that might be more profitable for the financially challenged chanteur.<br /><br />Here's the list of products we could see Michael launching to great success:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">- Jesus Juice.</span> Instant booze! Turns wine into water in no time! This ish is biblical, man! Ideal for frat parties but, hey, be careful not to leave it around unsuspecting underage people (wink, wink.)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">- Mr. Potato Head: Michael Jackson Edition.</span> Have as much fun redoing his face as many times as you want! It's no skin off his nose! (...Or is it?)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">- Inflatable Liz Taylor sidekick doll.</span> Have endless fun trying to blow her up in full! Get all your family in on the good times! Your gay soirees have never been this classy.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">- Yo-yo Baby.</span> Extra-expandable baby leash. Dangle your favorite infant off the highest balcony. Comes with a full 'how-to' manual, so you can learn to perform tricks as 'the pyramid' and 'the human gazpacho.'<br /><br />If these products don't do the trick, Michael, you can always try one of the following tactics: you can sell the Beatles' catalogue in parts, I'm sure a lot of guys would like to own that catchy 'number nine' from the White Album. Or you can charge royalties to all those comedy writers whose job you've made so much easer over the years. <br /><br />Whatchu waitin' for, Jacko? Don't let the deprive you from your God-given right to be black-mailed. To paraphrase South Park: "there's no point in taking another poor black man to court."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuaNJUa9vkQaK4azdxf-6BW9ijUylQY0ShWxPc2rSKovRF0idzY5KOg-lWvnpB-gEp0MhDXBhsx76fBNlBVAjCsD_PQkAmgwDKJjkTJ7WL51RWa_TJuRUyxkTvbu4r83bR80tG3XSXWRs3/s1600-h/michael_jackson_plastic_surgery.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuaNJUa9vkQaK4azdxf-6BW9ijUylQY0ShWxPc2rSKovRF0idzY5KOg-lWvnpB-gEp0MhDXBhsx76fBNlBVAjCsD_PQkAmgwDKJjkTJ7WL51RWa_TJuRUyxkTvbu4r83bR80tG3XSXWRs3/s200/michael_jackson_plastic_surgery.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171721566998246674" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Michael's finances take a nose dive.</span>Tomi Lukahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17585726450411449799noreply@blogger.com0